Art and beauty

Art is so relative. From my point of view some pieces of art should have never been made. How can you take a dog, tie it in the middle of an art gallery, let it die there of thirst and hunger and ask money from people to come and watch this, even after the dog [...]

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Saturday night

There is no wrong or right way to do something, there is no perfect morality to be followed, there are only feelings and thoughts. The pure truth can only be seen through the eyes of a child, because children don’t carry the burden of society’s influence, they only feel. That is so abominable because of [...]

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Terapie prin ras

Ok, so when your life sucks and you get stuck, everybody says Cheer up! It can’t get any worse! Well the main issue is that…it’s not getting any better either, people! I know you have the best intentions in the world, but do me a favour and shove your advice up your ass… and I’m [...]

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The joy of singing carols – Himym style

Jingle bells
Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe,
I’ll make your sister moan.
Oh! Heather’s on
Heather’s on
We’ll go all the way…

We wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
And down on all fours!

Hanukkah Song – Dreidel

Ted has a little sister,
Gets [...]

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It’s hard to be a dog owner

Snoopy has flees… He’s scratching all the time and he’s pissing me off. So I’ll take him tomorrow morning to the vet for his exam and I hope the pills will make him feel better in a couple of weeks. Keep your fingers crossed for Snoopy and me, tomorrow will be a hard day [...]

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Post inteligent

Acest post se vrea unul inteligent, asa ca sa incepem cu faptul ca fundului lu’ Beavy i-a fost dor de mine, asa ca s-a gandit ieri sa ma sune. Beavy nu stia, a lucrat-o pe la spate. Eu nu am simtit vibratiile, dar cum telefonu era in pantaloni i-a raspuns fundul meu…si au vorbit, si [...]

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“Myth”Busters

© Least I Can Do and the guys from Blind Ferret Entertainment. Thank you for making my days happier!

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Storytelling in lyrics

She never took the train alone,
She hated being on her own.
The beer is lousy and the food is worse,
And its so damn cold, yes its so damn cold,
I know its hard to believe,
But I havent been warm for a week.
Moonlight and vodka, takes me away…
Tomorrow is tomorrow
I just know about today
The eyes take on a [...]

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Second chances

De obicei experientele altora ma lasa rece. Am fost mereu mai dornica sa ma lovesc singura cu capul de prag ca sa invat. But this one was different…
Nu am putut sa dorm, twisting and turning. As vrea sa cred ca a fost de la energizant, dar stiu ca nu e asa. Doua idei povestite printre [...]

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Puterea mea de convingere

In jobul pe care il am pot da peste multi nebuni, peste oameni draguti, oameni care ma injura sau cu care rad pana pic de pe scaun. Ultima varianta este cea mai rara si din aceasta cauza apreciez fiecare telefon that just makes my day. Imi apare numarul din baza de date si sun. Cand [...]

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